ALTERNATE UNIVERSE MAN!

AU-MAN RETURNS! BEHOLD MY MAGESTY!

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 14:28:16 -0400

severus-snape7: narcissatic: severus-snape7: narcissatic: sev...

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 15:18:57 -0400

narcissatic:

severus-snape7:

narcissatic:

severus-snape7:

Tumblr Crushes:

floraframosa

james-potterx

missvanceypants1

miss-lily-evans

irresistiblecas

p-pettigrew

narcissatic

doemeadowes1

youungastrid

AVADA KEDAVRA ME RIGHT NOW. WHAT IS THAT GIT DOING UP THERE!?

-raises an eyebrow- Quite the ladies man aren’t you Sev?

-turns red- I do not have anything to do with this.

-rolls her eyes- Yes. Obviously. It just did this by itself.

Affirmative.

You’re the non-gryffindor, not-james’-best-friend, slytherin, black haired Snape. It’s like… something isn’t right with your universe.

Yeah well, cut the sissy swears. Why the fuck are you following me, mudblood?

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 15:16:32 -0400

I have no idea what a mudblood is Andromeda. You’ll have to be a bit more specific.

As for the following, I follow everyone, and everything. I’m kind of… one with the multiverse.

ooc: That was my way of saying I'm logging off... ftang.

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:30:17 -0400

Well all. I have to go now, I'll see you the next time I visit your world.

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:29:55 -0400

It’s been great getting to meet you all.

KTHXBAI

*FTANG*

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: Oh right....

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:28:16 -0400

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

Oh right. Boyfriends. Those exist. Hm… *mumbles something* What’s his name? Anyone I may know?

Seamus Finnigan!

I … don’t know him. I’m sure he’s fantastic! How are things between the two of you?

He is! -smiles- Things are really good.

That’s WONDERFUL (or something like that). Couldn’t be happier for you.

Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: Yeah… I did survive and I didn’t. *momentary...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:27:45 -0400

Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: Yeah… I did survive and I didn’t. *momentary...:

alternateuniverseman:

Yeah… I did survive and I didn’t. *momentary deep thought* So far as I can tell though, I’m the only person who can do it. I built this machine to use for it but… one thing led to another and I can do it without the machine. Some people call it “being a super…

Just saving the multiverse from utter destruction when the time comes. Nothing too extreme. The parties have cake.

lucyclearwater started following you

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:25:13 -0400

Oh hello there.

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: Oh right. Boyfriends. Those exist. Hm… mumbles something...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:24:24 -0400

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

Oh right. Boyfriends. Those exist. Hm… *mumbles something* What’s his name? Anyone I may know?

Seamus Finnigan!

I … don’t know him. I’m sure he’s fantastic! How are things between the two of you?

Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: lisaturpin-:...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:23:40 -0400

Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: lisaturpin-:...:

alternateuniverseman:

Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: lisaturpin-: alternateuniverseman replied to…

alternateuniverseman:

lisaturpin-:

alternateuniverseman replied to your post: alternateuniverseman replied to your post: I’m…

obviously not. Of course not….

Yeah… I did survive and I didn’t. *momentary deep thought* So far as I can tell though, I’m the only person who can do it. I built this machine to use for it but… one thing led to another and I can do it without the machine. Some people call it “being a super hero” I call it being a perfect hero. SPEAKING OF WHICH: Would you like to join the PERFECT HEROES ALLIANCE? You get a free sew-on patch and we have parties on Thursdays.

where's my won won?: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: That’s...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:18:17 -0400

where's my won won?: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: That’s...:

alternateuniverseman:

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

That’s okay. I think you can probably pull it off. I mean… if you don’t want to that’s fine, but, you could also do join. We have parties on Thursdays…

Um…maybe. I do get bored sometimes.

AWESOME! *hands over a little…

Oh right. Boyfriends. Those exist. Hm… *mumbles something* What’s his name? Anyone I may know?

Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: lisaturpin-: alternateuniverseman replied to...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:17:13 -0400

Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: lisaturpin-: alternateuniverseman replied to...:

alternateuniverseman:

lisaturpin-:

alternateuniverseman replied to your post: alternateuniverseman replied to your post: I’m…

obviously not. Of course not. Still. Sorry you have to be bored.

It’s alright, it isn’t anything I’m not used to already.

You, on the other…

Nah. Nothing like that. Are you one of those “Doctor Who” nutters? That’s only true of a few hundred universes…. luckily I got out of there before the Doctor found me…. anyway… It’s completely safe, except for the one time… Just once I landed in the “everyone-is-a-fourteen-year-old-horny-internet-troll-with-flamethrowers-and-no-internet” universe. Don’t ask. *shudder*

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: That’s okay. I think you can probably pull it off. I mean…...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:14:43 -0400

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

That’s okay. I think you can probably pull it off. I mean… if you don’t want to that’s fine, but, you could also do join. We have parties on Thursdays…

Um…maybe. I do get bored sometimes.

AWESOME! *hands over a little patch with a PHA stitched into it* just remember that when the multiverse needs saving I’ll need your help okay foxface?

ON ANOTHER NOTE.

How is your day going friend?

where's my won won?: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman:...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:10:30 -0400

where's my won won?: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman:...:

alternateuniverseman:

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

You forgot already? I have an extremely important message!

I know! What is it?

Lavender Brown.

You are a total fox.

Also… would you, or any of your cohorts like to…

That’s okay. I think you can probably pull it off. I mean… if you don’t want to that’s fine, but, you could also do join. We have parties on Thursdays…

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: You forgot already?...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:06:50 -0400

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

You forgot already? I have an extremely important message!

I know! What is it?

Lavender Brown.

You are a total fox.

Also… would you, or any of your cohorts like to join my ragtag bunch of misfits: The PERFECT HERO ALLIANCE? I mean. You wouldn’t have to do much. Most of us just wear a fancy patch and do secret handshakes.

Aw. Um…I dunno. What’s the point of it?

When the multiverse is in peril and on the verge of destruction I’m going to need some help making sure it doesn’t get… well… destroyed or something like that.

I’m pulling together the PERFECT HERO ALLIANCE made up of totally foxy people that are also pretty rad at being heroes (or something like that) so we can keep the order.

You also get a fancy patch to sew onto your quilts or hipster shoulder bags or something like that.

lisaturpin-: alternateuniverseman replied to your post: alternateuniverseman replied to your post:...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:05:02 -0400

lisaturpin-:

alternateuniverseman replied to your post: alternateuniverseman replied to your post: I’m…

obviously not. Of course not. Still. Sorry you have to be bored.

It’s alright, it isn’t anything I’m not used to already.

You, on the other hand, have probably never been bored a day in your life, have you?

I have been bored plenty of days in my life, but that was before I got powers… back in college days. It was before I had a sexy assistant to do stuff for me and before I could just buy whatever I wanted.

BUT THESE DAYS I am never bored. That is true.

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: You forgot already? I have an extremely important...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:03:28 -0400

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

You forgot already? I have an extremely important message!

I know! What is it?

Lavender Brown.

You are a total fox.

Also… would you, or any of your cohorts like to join my ragtag bunch of misfits: The PERFECT HERO ALLIANCE? I mean. You wouldn’t have to do much. Most of us just wear a fancy patch and do secret handshakes.

where's my won won?: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman:...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:00:11 -0400

where's my won won?: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman:...:

alternateuniverseman:

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

-lavenderbrown started following you

Oh heyy you.

Hi! Who are you?

Um… I’ve just been through this a few times…

I’m ALTERNATE UNIVERSE MAN…. *ftang*

I travel from…

You forgot already? I have an extremely important message!

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 19:55:51 -0400

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

-lavenderbrown started following you

Oh heyy you.

Hi! Who are you?

Um… I’ve just been through this a few times…

I’m ALTERNATE UNIVERSE MAN…. *ftang*

I travel from one universe/dimension to the other. I am in yours currently to give you a message.

I’m sorry! I just got here.

Ooooh this is exciting. Have you ever met Spiderman?

Yes. I have, actually. I’ve also met Manspider, and italian spiderman.

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown started following you Oh heyy you. Hi! Who...

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 19:53:00 -0400

-lavenderbrown:

alternateuniverseman:

-lavenderbrown started following you

Oh heyy you.

Hi! Who are you?

Um… I’ve just been through this a few times…

I’m ALTERNATE UNIVERSE MAN…. *ftang*

I travel from one universe/dimension to the other. I am in yours currently to give you a message.

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE MAN!

AU-MAN RETURNS! BEHOLD MY MAGESTY!

severus-snape7: narcissatic: severus-snape7: narcissatic: sev...

Yeah well, cut the sissy swears. Why the fuck are you following me, mudblood?

ooc: That was my way of saying I'm logging off... ftang.

Well all. I have to go now, I'll see you the next time I visit your world.

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: Oh right....

Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: Yeah… I did survive and I didn’t. *momentary...

lucyclearwater started following you

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: Oh right. Boyfriends. Those exist. Hm… *mumbles something*...

Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: lisaturpin-:...

where's my won won?: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: That’s...

Lisa Turpin: alternateuniverseman: lisaturpin-: alternateuniverseman replied to...

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: That’s okay. I think you can probably pull it off. I mean…...

where's my won won?: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman:...

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: You forgot already?...

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-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: You forgot already? I have an extremely important...

where's my won won?: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman:...

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown...

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: -lavenderbrown started following you Oh heyy you. Hi! Who...

-lavenderbrown: alternateuniverseman: Oh right. Boyfriends. Those exist. Hm… mumbles something...